I'll be your Gypsy Lane

Of all the Fraglets there could have been a sequel to, you probably least wanted one to Maliciously.

But here it is anyway. Don't hit me. No, really. Don't hit me. Blame Bach. And monisharobot, but no hitting there either.

...I am not going to dignify this with a proper header. 400ish words of OW MY SOUL G-rated implied-Bertie/OFC.

( But Not a Drop to Drink )

Just four three (go me with the numbering) more to go after this! The first one is not lamely short, it's not! It is pithy. PITHY. Laconic, even. Also, I doubt you'd want it to go on very much longer than it does, assuming I haven't been so obtuse you don't get it. And for your own health, please don't try to work out what year it's supposed to be in the last one.

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15. G, a piddling 245 words
Which is tiny and evil, like a White Castle burger. OFC warning.
Maliciously ( Maliciously )

16. briefly NC-17, 591 words
In which even sleeping Berties can't shut up, and Jeeves muses.
Snore ( Snore )

17. PG, 1544 words
In which we are in a not-so-bright future, and there is a nephew.
Somebody ( Somebody )

Delays! Life! Sorry! And lawks, I've gone all out of order with the table. But here, look. There's actually one more done-ish, but I wanted to get something up before Bones. (I thought it was a Fry night tonight, but apparently that's tomorrow. Still, yay Bones.)

I won't be insulted if you don't read the crossovers. I don't know what got into me. Also 'scuse my messy coding, and my shameful lack of comment replies, but I figured you'd rather have fic. And THANK YOU ALL if I haven't done so personally. ♥ ♥ ♥


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11. PG, 1170 words in three sub-fraglets
Varying degrees of unrequited and/or established Bertie/Jeeves, with a splash of House/Wilson for funsies.
Crossovers with Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and House MD.
(And no, there are no spoilers for 'Planet of the Dead,' though seeing it over the weekend is entirely to blame. References are made to 'Utopia,' 'Family of Blood,' 'Human Nature,' and 'The Unicorn and the Wasp.')

In which three impossible things happen:
( Strangely )

You'd think I would produce much more in the amount of time I've taken to do it. Alas. There's not even much to these, and I'd spend a good bit more time on the first if I had my druthers, but I'd like to move on.

Ye of slow connections beware of the second one.

Also, thanks to chaoschick13 without whose suggestion I might still be waffling over what to do about Blister.

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ETA: Images fixed! Sorry!

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7. PG-13, 870 words
In which the prompt gets a vague mention and is then discarded in favour of bathtime: ( Blister )

8. PG-maybe, ~300 words
In which we are epistolatory and image-heavy: ( Non-Response )

This is what happens when I'm extremely stalled and uninspired on what the Epic Epic needs to be doing with this one bit I've changed. I hit the random word button on the online OED a bunch of times till I came up with 20 words. Anything with a first use after 1930 was skipped, as were proper names and technical terms, but otherwise I took whatever it threw at me.

They're too long to be drabbles and too fragmentary to be ficlets. Therefore they are fraglets.

It's probably apparent from reading them, but they're not in the least meant to be related.

Also, are there any fannish twitterers? 'Cause right now it just looks like I'm stalking Stephen Fry. (This is the bit where I breathe noisily through my retainer, snort while laughing, and say 'will you be my friend?') I'm @missmercyb as some jerkface took my preferred username and had the almighty gall not to post squat once he had.

Dictionary Fraglets 1-2/20: scandal, list
PG rated at the very very most.
Candyfloss warning for both, I think! Mind the dental work!

( Scandal )

( List )