I'll be your Gypsy Lane

MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT. No actual substance.

( NO, REALLY, MASSIVE SPOILER. )

Phwoar. That was. Yeah. This nearly contains Jack-meta, but keep in mind this is me we're talking about. Sorry, no caps this time, 'cause that took ages.

( THANK YOU, RUSTY. )

One of those things where I capslock and babble a lot while watching. TORCHWOOD SPOILERS AHOY.

( Torchwood, you and I may need to see other people if this keeps up. )

I had serious writer's block issues the other day and asked for prompts. Several kind souls obliged and were rewarded with comment ficlets ranging from the ridiculous to the downright pornographic.

I'm too lazy to paste, but here they are linked for your convenience and mine.

waqaychay got Jeeves and Bertie talking to River aboard Serenity. Jeeves & Wooster/Firefly crossover! Bertie/Jeeves, G.

monisharobot got Peter Kingdom getting a boyfriend... well, sort of. Kingdom, Peter/unnamed OMC. Again with the damn G rating. Maybe PG just because of Beatrice. :P Allusions to Series 3 events, but no bluntly stated spoilers.

random_nexus got Jeeves and Ianto Jeeves & Wooster/Torchwood crossover. Ianto/Jeeves, PG-13.

rodlox got Sulu and Toshiko on a blind date Torchwood/Star Trek crossover. Gen. I envisioned this as the reboot!verse but can be read as either.

seularen got "Bertie and Jim keep getting accidentally engaged to aliens; Jeeves and McCoy have to constantly rescue them and patch them up." Jeeves & Wooster/ ST:XI crossover; Kirk/McCoy, Bertie/Jeeves. Rated C for CRACK.

and chaoschick13 got PIANO SEX, DAMMIT. Bertie/Jeeves, rated SMUTTY SMUTTY SMUT.

Do I get some kind of award for most crossovers in a single post?

Right, perhaps I should actually go work now.

0. Mostly, I wanted to show off this icon I made. *points*

1. Writer's block like whoa. I get like one sentence out and get distracted by something shiny. My brain's doing something that goes a little bit like Trek! Jooster! Joostertrek! No, wait! Fireflytrek! TorchJooster! Ianto is Jeeves and they're on the Enterprise and run into Serenity! And what about that thing where Jeeves had a secret wife? Ducky? Ducky who? ARGFARGLEVALETSPACE. Yeah. That's what my head sounds like on the indoors.

2. KINGDOM. Was great. Is great. Is being great. Oh Lyle. *looks at watch* Hey, next week! Get here with new ep plz. When does Peter get a boyfriend? Wishful thinking, I know.

3. Well, it would be a pretty lame list if it only had two things on it.....


Um. Make me write porn. Prompts. Issue them now. Maybe with word count limits.

Title: Dances In Four Worlds
Pairings: Ianto/Lisa, Ianto/Rose, Ianto/Ten, Ianto/Jack
Words:  ~2400
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Up to 'Something Borrowed' for Torchwood and the end of S2 for Doctor Who.
Summary: Four dances that could be happening somewhere.
Disclaimer: No, they're still not mine.
Thanks to china_white for looking over this for me, and to a bunch of lovely people at TWU for advice. ♥♥
Notes: For the twdw_ficathon Happy Prompts ficathon (#12: Dancing on air). This is apparently what happens when I try to write something happy. Which is to say it's not fluff, but there are technically no sad endings! All feedback welcome.

( Dances In Four Worlds )

I really meant to post this sooner, but I guess I got distracted by something shiny. I'm insanely proud of this little thing.

Title: Peace Attend (Our Weak Light Together)
Pairing/Characters: Gwen, Jack/Ianto
Words: ~1800
Rating: PG (if that)
Spoilers: Exit Wounds
Summary: They're what she needs right now.
Betas: Whipped into shape by the9thdoctor and rojodiablo. Any remaining faults are mine alone.
Disclaimer: Last I checked, my name wasn't Russell, nor was I a British television network.
Notes: Title from translations of Ar Hyd Y Nos (All Through the Night), which got serendipitously stuck in my head. All feedback welcome.

( Peace Attend (Our Weak Light Together) )