Children of Earth pt. 2
Jul. 7th, 2009 10:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mercyrobotSee, my problem yesterday was that I forgot that normal things are normal and Torchwood is Torchwood. Tonight reminded me. I brim with cracky glee.
Oh, um, NSFW warning due to... uh, well, some unclothed men. Not really in the fun way, though.
HOLY SHIT THERE WENT THE HUB.
Damn, go Gwen! Get the evil ambulance men! (hehe, firing two guns whilst jumping through the air)
Oh, good, Ianto's okay. Er, well, kinda. Except for that ex-hub on fire and snipers pointed at him thing.
"Just following orders"?? Especially given what we see at the end, um. Does Godwin's apply if I'm not actually arguing with anyone?
This lady? Not nice.
THANK FUCK FOR ANDY. LOL "If she's anti-terrorist, I would not mind being Uncle Terrorist."
Ianto tries to figure out where to meet Gwen. But he doesn't like ice cream so he doesn't know where she's talking about.
Oh. Or not. ANDY DON'T HELP. I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO WRITE YOU INTO SANDFORD WHERE YOU'LL BE NICE AND SAFE. DON'T TELL THE SHADY BLACK OPS PEOPLE WHERE GWEN LIVES! SHE WILL SHOOT AT YOU!
"What kind of terrorist shoots your wheels?" Andy I loff you.
Poor Rhiannon getting all raided!
But LOL brother-in-law. "You're not gonna find him in my bed! I'm a married man!"
That's one ominous newspaper. (And one clever Ianto, but we'll see about that in a minute!)
(Here we find out [or possibly are reminded] that they think Jack's magical powers were tied to the Hub. I'd like to know how he's coming back from being in several pieces...)
The obligatory worried-families-listening-to-news shot with the next couple generations of Harknesses. You KNOW Grandpa bought that t-shirt. Heh.
Useful Lois is useful. See? I said she'd be useful!
Hah, Ianto's nephew is the one with a clue. Because, of course, who else would sneak a letter in with the newspaper?
And apparently Ianto's dad broke his leg when he was a kid? Hooray for backstory! I have this ridiculous need to know everything about Ianto ever.
AH! This'll be Jack in the moving body bag. JEEZUS HE GROWS PARTS BACK. I'M NOT SHOWING A PICTURE OF THAT.
And Gwen and Rhys will ride to London in the spud lorry.
LOL Johnny and the hoodies are taking on the gov'mint surveillance guys! While Rhi escapes!
JESUS JACK OUCH.
I HEART Rhiannon. Ianto broke his leg on the swings because either Dad pushed too hard or Ianto didn't hold on tight enough. I'm sure that will get worked into at least 83 fics by the end of this.
Oh, the kids are doing it again. Coming tomorrow? Also, the government overspent.
Yay, Lois! Be useful! Gwen's like HALP, get us your boss! And Lois is all "oh, uh, okay." EXCEPT NOT. Cause he's evil and I'm useful. Here, I meet you instead and buy you food because your bank accounts got frozen and maybe Rhys will quit bitching about his stomach.
Oh, hey, Jack. Nice skin. So much better on you than the exploded/flayed look.
EVIL CEILING LADY IS WATCHING YOUMASTURBATE BE CHAINED UP.
Fuck, cement? Barrowman must've LOVED shooting this.
LOL undertaker-napping! You did not die in vain, hottie evil doctor. Now Gwen and Rhys can pretend to be undertakers and infiltrate the secret compound.
And what the hell are these guys building upstairs at MI-5? I assumed it was a spaceship, like in the vomit-puddle-alien Star Trek that one time, but it looks like... a sunroom? An evil sunroom?
OH DRAMATIC IRONY. You guys, you drove right past the cement mixer! Which you should maybe think about blowing up or something, yeah?
That's a dead useful gizmo. Except they saw you, Gwen!
IANTO THIS WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD TIME TO DO SOMETHING SPECTACULAR. (Did I forget to mention he's just over the hill watching through binoculars? Well, he is.)
Oh. Right ho. Thanks for that. :D :D Who knew Ianto could drive a backhoe. Jack and all! And a new costume for the kink writers to play with, probs.
Like breaking an egg! See, Ianto, if you decide to say you're a couple, you can also now say, "I threw my boyfriend off a cliff with a backhoe."
Like I said, Barrowman must've LOVED shooting this.
LOL Gwen's doing a really bad job of not staring at Jack's bits.
WTF HAVE THEY BUILT!? Gas chamber? Is it for the aliens to breathe in or for them to kill with?
And why is basement dude all creepifyingly hugging it?
Next time: A shitload of running and shooting and Jack making his cry-face. Jack, I think your daughter may have red on her.
On a total sidenote, I am deadly serious about sending PC Andy to Sandford. THINK OF THE FUN YOU COULD HAVE WITH THREE ANDYS.
Oh, um, NSFW warning due to... uh, well, some unclothed men. Not really in the fun way, though.
HOLY SHIT THERE WENT THE HUB.
Damn, go Gwen! Get the evil ambulance men! (hehe, firing two guns whilst jumping through the air)
Oh, good, Ianto's okay. Er, well, kinda. Except for that ex-hub on fire and snipers pointed at him thing.
"Just following orders"?? Especially given what we see at the end, um. Does Godwin's apply if I'm not actually arguing with anyone?
This lady? Not nice.
THANK FUCK FOR ANDY. LOL "If she's anti-terrorist, I would not mind being Uncle Terrorist."
Ianto tries to figure out where to meet Gwen. But he doesn't like ice cream so he doesn't know where she's talking about.
Oh. Or not. ANDY DON'T HELP. I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO WRITE YOU INTO SANDFORD WHERE YOU'LL BE NICE AND SAFE. DON'T TELL THE SHADY BLACK OPS PEOPLE WHERE GWEN LIVES! SHE WILL SHOOT AT YOU!
"What kind of terrorist shoots your wheels?" Andy I loff you.
Poor Rhiannon getting all raided!
But LOL brother-in-law. "You're not gonna find him in my bed! I'm a married man!"
That's one ominous newspaper. (And one clever Ianto, but we'll see about that in a minute!)
(Here we find out [or possibly are reminded] that they think Jack's magical powers were tied to the Hub. I'd like to know how he's coming back from being in several pieces...)
The obligatory worried-families-listening-to-news shot with the next couple generations of Harknesses. You KNOW Grandpa bought that t-shirt. Heh.
Useful Lois is useful. See? I said she'd be useful!
Hah, Ianto's nephew is the one with a clue. Because, of course, who else would sneak a letter in with the newspaper?
And apparently Ianto's dad broke his leg when he was a kid? Hooray for backstory! I have this ridiculous need to know everything about Ianto ever.
AH! This'll be Jack in the moving body bag. JEEZUS HE GROWS PARTS BACK. I'M NOT SHOWING A PICTURE OF THAT.
And Gwen and Rhys will ride to London in the spud lorry.
LOL Johnny and the hoodies are taking on the gov'mint surveillance guys! While Rhi escapes!
JESUS JACK OUCH.
I HEART Rhiannon. Ianto broke his leg on the swings because either Dad pushed too hard or Ianto didn't hold on tight enough. I'm sure that will get worked into at least 83 fics by the end of this.
Oh, the kids are doing it again. Coming tomorrow? Also, the government overspent.
Yay, Lois! Be useful! Gwen's like HALP, get us your boss! And Lois is all "oh, uh, okay." EXCEPT NOT. Cause he's evil and I'm useful. Here, I meet you instead and buy you food because your bank accounts got frozen and maybe Rhys will quit bitching about his stomach.
Oh, hey, Jack. Nice skin. So much better on you than the exploded/flayed look.
EVIL CEILING LADY IS WATCHING YOU
Fuck, cement? Barrowman must've LOVED shooting this.
LOL undertaker-napping! You did not die in vain, hottie evil doctor. Now Gwen and Rhys can pretend to be undertakers and infiltrate the secret compound.
And what the hell are these guys building upstairs at MI-5? I assumed it was a spaceship, like in the vomit-puddle-alien Star Trek that one time, but it looks like... a sunroom? An evil sunroom?
OH DRAMATIC IRONY. You guys, you drove right past the cement mixer! Which you should maybe think about blowing up or something, yeah?
That's a dead useful gizmo. Except they saw you, Gwen!
IANTO THIS WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD TIME TO DO SOMETHING SPECTACULAR. (Did I forget to mention he's just over the hill watching through binoculars? Well, he is.)
Oh. Right ho. Thanks for that. :D :D Who knew Ianto could drive a backhoe. Jack and all! And a new costume for the kink writers to play with, probs.
Like breaking an egg! See, Ianto, if you decide to say you're a couple, you can also now say, "I threw my boyfriend off a cliff with a backhoe."
Like I said, Barrowman must've LOVED shooting this.
LOL Gwen's doing a really bad job of not staring at Jack's bits.
WTF HAVE THEY BUILT!? Gas chamber? Is it for the aliens to breathe in or for them to kill with?
And why is basement dude all creepifyingly hugging it?
Next time: A shitload of running and shooting and Jack making his cry-face. Jack, I think your daughter may have red on her.
On a total sidenote, I am deadly serious about sending PC Andy to Sandford. THINK OF THE FUN YOU COULD HAVE WITH THREE ANDYS.
