WIP meme thingy

Post the first sentence (or three) from every WIP you're currently working on, even if it's very short. Then invite people to ask questions about your WIPs. With any luck, the motivation to take that WIP one step closer to completion will appear as if by magic!

I've seen a few people doing this thing so I figured why not, since I spawn snippety beginnings like some bacteria propagate. These are just the ones that have a snowball's chance of getting finished and exist in generally-recognizable fandoms (i.e. I left out all the weird AU stuff from RP-land that the only giving-a-shit party has already read). One has bloated its way to nearly novel-length but the rest haven't got much to them. There's a couple for SPN, a couple for The Walking Dead, and a couple for The Hour. Two out of six are crossovers, because I'm me. XD ( look at my WIP-ness, hurrr )

Well. Floor's open, I guess. Yay, crickets.