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I dug these things up for some reason and posted them to AO3. With a year and a half of distance from them, I think they're actually quite good. XD

Jeeves and the Dalston Detour
Boosh/Jeeves & Wooster crossover
That one time where Jeeves and Bertie were inexplicably in the 21st century and hung out in the Nabootique.

The Mystery Writer
Nathan Barley/Black Books crossover
It was the strangest friendship Manny had ever seen. (Dan and Bernard are mates.)
mercyrobot: (collecting mr jones)
Title: When the Whistle Blows
Pairing: Dan/Neil!Jones (or should that be Jones!Neil...)
Rating: R
Words: ~1600
Notes: This is a companion to [livejournal.com profile] thickets' excellent Stolen Hearts, Vintage Souls (FF/NB crossover where Jones is undercover Neil between parts 1&2 of FF) and might not make heaps of sense if you haven't read that. Also sideways-references a bit from [livejournal.com profile] the_reverand's 'Rookie' and 'Bobby' which I also highly recommend reading but it won't hurt your understanding if you don't. Of course, none of this would have happened if not for [livejournal.com profile] eggnogged's Fast Fuse. Big thanks to all these awesome ladies for their help and insipiration. <3

The title/soundtrack to this is Magnetic Fields' Born on a Train.

(Extra note to the non-Booshies on my flist, you don't need any canon knowledge of anything to read Fast Fuse itself, just watch this 3-minute music video (well, I think you'll find it's more like 3:29) and then get your butt over to [livejournal.com profile] fast_fuse_fic and start rolling around in all the awesome words. I KNOW you guys like some slash with your crime and/or law enforcement. ;P)

One of these days I'm gonna leave you in your sleep )
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Title: Wrecking Ball
Pairing: shades of Pete/Dan and Dan/Jones
Rating: R for some angsty dirty thoughts
Words: 4262
Summary: Everyone finds out.
Notes: This is a sequel to Public Pervert by [livejournal.com profile] the_reverand, who has my most massive thanks for playing muse, cheerleader, editor, and general purveyor of brilliance. <3 Anything wrong is all me.
And of course I can't write anything that doesn't have at least a little bit of a soundtrack, so here's Interpol, Wanda Jackson, and The Shaggs.

Think you might be better off without 'Oh, Lonesome Me,' anyhow. )
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OMG I FAIL AT PORN. Yes, it's porny, but it went and had like, plot and shit (kind of). And I'm not sure it's any good at all, so flist-only. Now public because my flist is smarter than me.

But, um, PORN MONDAY?!?! TECHNICALLY IT IS PORN. AND IT IS MONDAY.

This is the Ned/Vince thing (which is also tangentially a Ned/Rufus thing because I am broken), for which the responsible inspiring parties can either congratulate themselves or heartily facepalm. And dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] the_reverand for her birthday, even though it's wayyyyy less cool than a bouncy castle and may actually be Old Gregg coming out of a cake all scaly and tutu-wearing.

One Night at the Onion )
mercyrobot: (vince noir rock n roll star)
Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Pairings: Dan/Jones and Vince/Howard, with a tiny tiny side order of Dan/Vince and Jones/Howard.
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~12,000
Summary: Paths cross, lips do stuff to other lips, feelings are felt, music is made. May contain chavs, made-up publications, a fully intact fourth wall, and peer pressure from Naboo. May not contain Bollo, who would nevertheless like you to know that Sugar Ape was named after him. Set a bit post-series for NB and post-S3 for Boosh.
Notes: Shiny gold stars to [livejournal.com profile] waqaychay for the beta, as well as big fat hearts to [livejournal.com profile] storyfan, [livejournal.com profile] who_is_small, and [livejournal.com profile] random_nexus for viewing this mess in its early stages and assuring me it was not a big sinking failboat.
Convenient linkage without my annoying layout: [1-2] [3-4]

Smoke and Mirrors )
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I had serious writer's block issues the other day and asked for prompts. Several kind souls obliged and were rewarded with comment ficlets ranging from the ridiculous to the downright pornographic.

I'm too lazy to paste, but here they are linked for your convenience and mine.

[livejournal.com profile] waqaychay got Jeeves and Bertie talking to River aboard Serenity. Jeeves & Wooster/Firefly crossover! Bertie/Jeeves, G.

[livejournal.com profile] monisharobot got Peter Kingdom getting a boyfriend... well, sort of. Kingdom, Peter/unnamed OMC. Again with the damn G rating. Maybe PG just because of Beatrice. :P Allusions to Series 3 events, but no bluntly stated spoilers.

[livejournal.com profile] random_nexus got Jeeves and Ianto Jeeves & Wooster/Torchwood crossover. Ianto/Jeeves, PG-13.

[livejournal.com profile] rodlox got Sulu and Toshiko on a blind date Torchwood/Star Trek crossover. Gen. I envisioned this as the reboot!verse but can be read as either.

[livejournal.com profile] seularen got "Bertie and Jim keep getting accidentally engaged to aliens; Jeeves and McCoy have to constantly rescue them and patch them up." Jeeves & Wooster/ ST:XI crossover; Kirk/McCoy, Bertie/Jeeves. Rated C for CRACK.

and [livejournal.com profile] chaoschick13 got PIANO SEX, DAMMIT. Bertie/Jeeves, rated SMUTTY SMUTTY SMUT.

Do I get some kind of award for most crossovers in a single post?

Right, perhaps I should actually go work now.

mercyrobot: (captain cupcake)

0. Mostly, I wanted to show off this icon I made. *points*

1. Writer's block like whoa. I get like one sentence out and get distracted by something shiny. My brain's doing something that goes a little bit like Trek! Jooster! Joostertrek! No, wait! Fireflytrek! TorchJooster! Ianto is Jeeves and they're on the Enterprise and run into Serenity! And what about that thing where Jeeves had a secret wife? Ducky? Ducky who? ARGFARGLEVALETSPACE. Yeah. That's what my head sounds like on the indoors.

2. KINGDOM. Was great. Is great. Is being great. Oh Lyle. *looks at watch* Hey, next week! Get here with new ep plz. When does Peter get a boyfriend? Wishful thinking, I know.

3. Well, it would be a pretty lame list if it only had two things on it.....


Um. Make me write porn. Prompts. Issue them now. Maybe with word count limits.



ETA 6/10: I am exhausted and falling asleep. Ficlettings to continue on the morrow.
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Delays! Life! Sorry! And lawks, I've gone all out of order with the table. But here, look. There's actually one more done-ish, but I wanted to get something up before Bones. (I thought it was a Fry night tonight, but apparently that's tomorrow. Still, yay Bones.)

I won't be insulted if you don't read the crossovers. I don't know what got into me. Also 'scuse my messy coding, and my shameful lack of comment replies, but I figured you'd rather have fic. And THANK YOU ALL if I haven't done so personally. ♥ ♥ ♥


Previous efforts || Table of doom



10. Gen-ish, kid!Jeeves, implied Bertie/Jeeves, 670 words.
In which Jeeves's first love is a book:
Erode )



11. PG, 1170 words in three sub-fraglets
Varying degrees of unrequited and/or established Bertie/Jeeves, with a splash of House/Wilson for funsies.
Crossovers with Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and House MD.
(And no, there are no spoilers for 'Planet of the Dead,' though seeing it over the weekend is entirely to blame. References are made to 'Utopia,' 'Family of Blood,' 'Human Nature,' and 'The Unicorn and the Wasp.')

In which three impossible things happen:
Strangely )
mercyrobot: (ianto is about to headbutt you)

Title: Dances In Four Worlds
Pairings: Ianto/Lisa, Ianto/Rose, Ianto/Ten, Ianto/Jack
Words:  ~2400
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Up to 'Something Borrowed' for Torchwood and the end of S2 for Doctor Who.
Summary: Four dances that could be happening somewhere.
Disclaimer: No, they're still not mine.
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] china_white for looking over this for me, and to a bunch of lovely people at TWU for advice. ♥♥
Notes: For the [livejournal.com profile] twdw_ficathon Happy Prompts ficathon (#12: Dancing on air). This is apparently what happens when I try to write something happy. Which is to say it's not fluff, but there are technically no sad endings! All feedback welcome.

Dances In Four Worlds )

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Various Ianto Drabbles, x100 words.
Disclaimer:
Characters you recognise belong to RTD or Joss Whedon. Shoplifted phrases may belong to Bob Dylan, Shakespeare, or the Smiths.
Spoilers: Not for anything current so this is probably superfluous, but TW "End of Days," DW "Parting of the Ways" and "Doomsday," BtVS "Dirty Girls."

Title: None is the Number
Pairing: Jack/Ianto (sort of)
Rating: PG-13, if that.
Summary: The mind plays tricks.
Notes: Weird. Possibly avant-garde. Set post-End of Days.

None Is the Number )

Title: Stop Me if You've Heard This One
Pairing: Ianto/Xander Harris
Rating: PG-ish
Summary: A chance meeting.
Notes: Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 

Stop Me if You've Heard This One )

Title: White Lies
Pairing: Ianto/Rose
Rating: G
Summary: Bedtime stories on the other side.
Notes: DW crossover, obviously. Two versions because I couldn't decide.

White Lies (I) )
White Lies (II) )

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