OMG I FAIL AT PORN. Yes, it's porny, but it went and had like, plot and shit (kind of).
And I'm not sure it's any good at all, so flist-only.
Now public because my flist is smarter than me.
But, um, PORN MONDAY?!?! TECHNICALLY IT IS PORN. AND IT IS MONDAY.
This is the Ned/Vince thing (which is also tangentially a Ned/Rufus thing because I am broken), for which the
inspiring parties can either congratulate themselves or heartily facepalm. And dedicated to the_reverand
for her birthday, even though it's wayyyyy less cool than a bouncy castle and may actually be Old Gregg coming out of a cake all scaly and tutu-wearing.( One Night at the Onion )