No I haven't D: (IM SO SORRY<3! It's completely my own fault for being se behind in fic! But it was okay because shower sex and rimming makes complete sense without any prior knowledge to this verse!) Man, I tell ya, these early birthday gift fics will be the death of me >.< I won't even see my 19th birthday if you ladies keep this up!

Omg. Jones would make the perfect nanny for Aiden Sparkle Underscore and Fairy Liquid Comma The XD I'm just trying to imagine Dan's reaction to our glittery footballer children. I think he'd be somewhat terrified of them. Either that or he'd be completely enamored by them...