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This is what happens when Porn Monday and Fluff Tuesday violently collide and wake up to find it's actually Wednesday and they can't find their pants.

It's a missing scene from One Day We'll Look Back And... (Christycrap, it's got its own tag now)

Pretty much self-indulgent dialogue-only non-porn porn. Rated R, I guess? This takes place during the mythical Belfast visit, not that you can tell where they are at all.

Masterlist for this universe is here.


My Eyes Are Brown and It's Backwards Anyway

"Dan."

"Hm."

"You awake?"

"Apparently."

"What's your favourite song?"

"It's called 'There's a Strange Man In My Bed Who Won't Shut Up and Let Me Sleep.'"

"You think I'm strange?"

"You know you're strange."

"Well?"

"'I'm Only Sleeping.'"

"Dan."

"'Farewell and Goodnight.'"

"Fuck off, I've read your Billy Corgan rant."

"'Panic.'"

"Low blow, Ashcroft."

"For that, I'll wake up."

"Feels like you already--"

"We'll just pretend you made a horrible pun here and move on, shall w-- fuck, do that again."

"This?"

"That's...I mean with your thumb on the...ah. That's...fine too."

"Yeah? You like that?"

"Yes."

"I'll suck you off if you tell me."

"Jones...fuck, tell you what?"

"Your favourite song."

"Are you still on about that? Move your fucking leg, I can't reach."

"I wanna know."

"So you can turn it inside-out with noise?"

"You rather I wrote you a postcard?"

"Bastard, stop...stopping."

"Tell me and I will."

"I don't know. 'Pressure Drop' or something."

"That's well boring."

"I'm well boring. Either fucking...do something or--"

"Is it something horrible? The Spice Girls?"

"It's fucking 'Pale Blue Eyes,' all right?"

"...Aw, Dan."

"Since I was ten. It's nothing to do with you."

"My eyes're more of a duck-egg sorta blue anyway."

"But you do make me mad."

"Think y'mean drive you mad."

"It's going that way. Are you going to...?"

"Since I promised and all."

"Jones."

Date: 2010-06-02 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lifeby-thedrop.livejournal.com
Awwww, Dan's a big ole softie! And Jones - a man of his word.

I love banter, esp. this bit:

"Low blow, Ashcroft."

"For that, I'll wake up."

"Feels like you already--"

"We'll just pretend you made a horrible pun here and move on, shall w-- fuck, do that again."

Date: 2010-06-03 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
Hee, thank you! It was a bit silly but it wanted doing.

Date: 2010-06-02 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
That is... I think I love you.

Date: 2010-06-03 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
Result! ;D Thank you, dear! <3

Date: 2010-06-02 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldreeve.livejournal.com
Lovely! It made me smile.

Date: 2010-06-03 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm glad it did.

Date: 2010-06-02 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-kingdom.livejournal.com
I love how you write.
and man Dan and Jones are amazing together.
Like top 3 of my favourite pairings.

Please write some more <333

Date: 2010-06-03 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
Thank you! Yeah, I love them pretty ridiculously. I can't seem to stop writing them so no worries there. :)

Date: 2010-06-02 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silent-fields.livejournal.com
Pale Blue Eyes! That is such a perfect fit for Dan.

This was lovely! <3

Date: 2010-06-03 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
I have to admit I sort of cheered when I was able to work it in. Break my heart some more, Ashcroft.

Thank you! :)

Date: 2010-06-02 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luridlolly.livejournal.com
This was a brilliant way to start my day ^^

Porn Monday and Fluff Tuesday: two great tastes that taste great together!

Date: 2010-06-02 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liljfrostbite.livejournal.com
THIS. :D

I love this universe! Moar moar moar! :D

Date: 2010-06-03 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
Hehe, thanks! And I'm pretty sure moar will refuse not to happen. :D

Date: 2010-06-03 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
Yay, thanks! Happy to bring good mornings! (peanut butter and chocolate?)

Date: 2010-06-02 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-reverand.livejournal.com
Haha, aw, amazing. :) Funny and amazing. <3

"Low blow, Ashcroft."

"For that, I'll wake up."

"Bastard, stop...stopping."


Hahaha, aww. :D

When I have time I'm going to click all those links!

I hope there are more of these!

Date: 2010-06-03 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
Hee, thank you! <3

The first two are just sort of jokes for having fitting titles, but the others are actually pertinent-ish. ;P

There will be more, but they won't all be silly-fluffy (though I think the next one is shower porn). It may end up being a saga in snippets.

Date: 2010-06-02 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ftw302.livejournal.com
Hee, "low blow" XD

Loved this. I like dialogue pieces. Bwaahahaha.

Date: 2010-06-03 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
:D Thanks! It was really fun to do. (For some reason your DJing Harrison always makes me feel the need to use my dancing Jones...)

Date: 2010-06-03 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ftw302.livejournal.com
It's 'cuz they want to boogie together

Date: 2010-06-03 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
...Or have a DJ battle. (WHY BRAIN WHYYYY)

Date: 2010-06-02 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] voodoohedghog.livejournal.com
Stop....stopping! GUHHHHHHHH XD

Date: 2010-06-03 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirstyrobot.livejournal.com
Heeee, nice face there! :D *stares for a while* Thank you for the good noises! <3

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